nut hugger
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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