marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Kiss
Puke
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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