I wish I could teleport
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
its liver damage thursday
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