Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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