She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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