Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
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