fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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