haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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