I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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