whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Can i not drive my cunt home
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Randomize
