I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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