we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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