Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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