we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
