these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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