We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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