He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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