WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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