went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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