super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
