handjob tips. give me some.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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