oh god the rape fog is back!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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