Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I need a hoe opinion
go on
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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