dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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