You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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