Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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