quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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