he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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