i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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