Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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