Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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