this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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