it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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