Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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