i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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