It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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