If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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