beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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