i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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