yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
