BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
