Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I will pee on everything he values.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
