Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just took my morning after pill in the library
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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