You surviving the open bar?
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i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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