Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Hippo gnu deer
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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