If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
