When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
i believe in u and ur pee
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