my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Fuck appropriateness.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
