Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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