On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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